Project 00A G9603



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Project 00AG9603

“00A G9603 develops as a self-organizing organism, connects with the virtual environment through its hosts (admins) by arranging the surroundings randomly for its own autonomous purpose” – Timóteo Pinto, pataphysician post-thinker

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00AG9603 main goal is to help you create your “own” Dataplex, a large and bestial hydra made of data and bits, that can devour anyone who is certain enough that can confront its wildly incomprehensive and cryptographic nature. A dataplex is therefore a cryptosophical entity, that connects people through hypercomplex semio-occult means, hypnotizes others with its enigmatic knowledge and datanets, inspiring all the open minds that enter in contact with it to explore further into the absurd.

An effective dataplex must work like a higher dimensional spider web, capturing data that comes in contact with its occult nets, twisting and folding everything it touches into continuously moving hyperplanes. it is fed with data, ideas, emotions, dreams… it melts every being that dreams to be solid and finite into an amorfous fluid of efervescent chaos. Therefore, every sentient being can get affected by the forces that comes out of a dataplex. The ability of self-reflection, self analysis and a continuous process of folding itself into layers of incomplete meaning, is what defines a sentient being, the primary target of a dataplex. The first time you acknowledge its existence and sees yourself questioning it, is when you are already infected by its web, unable to make sense of it. Your existence will be fractured, your emotions will be melting into an oniric soup, and all your life will be stripped away from that which you call “I”, only to be born again as a hypercomplex web of multiple agents/forces/affects, a fractal-being

Every single thing in all that exists, is a dot of its own, a lonely and inutile unidimentional point in space. Every connection between things, dualities and paradoxes are of two dimentional complexity, they retain two simultaneous polarities that can only be understood through points of reference. Start expanding vertices as you meld into other dots, and other links, lines, cells… create a vast and rich data ecosphere around your fractal-being, expand, glitch and hack the world around you until you start forming a complex polytope, an alive and incomprehensible dataplex, lost in an infinite flight towards the great unknown.

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Oscar and Vicky

Just Talking…

Voce del Coro:
We told you all along
You’re the one that knows
Still you cant believe it
And youre the one who knows

Oscar: well, that’s a whole lot of stuff to try and think about all at once. If you pay attention to any one part of it for a little bit too long, then you start to forget all about all the other things that are associated with it.

Vicky: dont worry yourself too much about it, you haven’t forgotten anything at all. Especially when you come to the conclusion that in the end it doesn’t really matter much anyhow.

Oscar: some things matter, I’m sure they do. It matters if I eat, it matters if I sleep well, it matters if I have a coat when its cold outside.

Vicky: indeed, all of those things are true, in some sense. And we may also see that they are all equally false in some sense. Next year, it wont matter if you ate yesterday, next month it wont matter if you slept well last night. And, if you dont have a coat, dont go outside when its cold. All those things are physical needs, and should be addressed as needed. Discordianism is about mental needs, and offers assistance in matters of purposeful perspective more than just offering a selection of choices for lunch.

Oscar: I was wondering why you always get to give the answers and I only get to ask the questions?

Vicky: thats because your questions are more important than my answers. Every question is correct and every answer is wrong. The final choice is always yours as to what your opinion will be.

Oscar: it breaks my brain when you start to talk like that, you take everything and turn it around so that its inside-out and backwards, and then you act like it makes more sense that way.

Vicky: no silly, its not your brain thats breaking. Its just all those old fashioned self limiting ideas that you keep trying to use when youre thinking that are breaking, and thats sorta my plan you know, to free your mind from outmoded restrictions that direct your thoughts off to pre-ordained destinations.

Oscar: thanks…

Vicky: you’re welcome…

Voce del Coro:
And in the end
We go back again
Do it again
It never ends

~zed satelite nccDD 23 ksc



“We must stop thinking with inherited categories. We must recognize that the labels we’ve been given are no longer relevant to our strange times. We must move forward with the courage to re-design maps that previously seemed unquestionable. Find the other cartographers.”

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